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July 6, 2020
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1. Kai, 304
Q: Why did the melon jump into the water?
A: It wanted to become a watermelon
2. Sky, 304
Q: What runs, never walks, has a bed but cannot sleep?
A: A river!
3. Nico, 404
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?
“Chicken”
“Chicken who?”
“Chicken butt!”
4. Annie, 311
Knock knock
Who is there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an Owl?!
5. Eoin, 407
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
A. Get into the car, Robin!
6. Liam, 407
Q. What do you do when you find your brother's sock in the toilet?
A. Don't look in the laundry hamper!
7. Francesca, 407
Q. What do you call a dapper reptile that solves mysteries?
A. A private in-vest-a-gator!
8. Kristie, 311
Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was Polar!
9. Ria, 311
Knock knock
Who is there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you
10. Dave, to his wife, 311
Do you have 11 protons?
No, why?
Because you are Sodium cute.
11. Sebastian, 160
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tar
Tar who?
Trrrreasure!
12. Brianne, ?
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?
Leave it on the doorstep because of social distancing”